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poneass by Infidel Yaul September 27, 2011
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Pineasshole
Someone who thinks it is acceptable to taint the wonderfully greasy throne of our delicious Lord and Savior pizza with a fucking fruit.
Unfortunately I had to cut my mother out of my life completely. There was no way around it because she was a pineasshole
Pineasshole by Tornado547 October 4, 2017
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Ponyass
A term of endearment; used to describe someone cooler than yourself, when you KNOW this person is cooler than yourself, you are just too egotistical to admit it.
Skater 1: yeah, man she's pretty cool
Skater 2: but she goes to some ponyass private school
Skater 1: nahh, she's chill
Skater 2: but she goes to some ponyass private school
Skater 1: nahh, she's chill
Ponyass by IAMNOTFIVE November 16, 2009
phoneasses
1) phoneasses- when the same asshole keeps calling your job with theach same question.
2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.
3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.
2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.
3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.
phoneasses by Depingabryan April 25, 2016
Phoneass
A Phoneass is a type of jerk that starts playing a funny video and n their phone that everyone has to watch, just as you are about deliver your punchline to a group.
A Phoneass is easy to spot because they interrupt you and then show you stupid videos while insisting that proper etiquette is for you to hold their phone so they don’t get a cramp in their stupid arm.
A Phoneass is easy to spot because they interrupt you and then show you stupid videos while insisting that proper etiquette is for you to hold their phone so they don’t get a cramp in their stupid arm.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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