poneass
poneass by Infidel Yaul September 27, 2011
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Pineasshole
Someone who thinks it is acceptable to taint the wonderfully greasy throne of our delicious Lord and Savior pizza with a fucking fruit.
Unfortunately I had to cut my mother out of my life completely. There was no way around it because she was a pineasshole
Pineasshole by Tornado547 October 4, 2017
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Pokeass
Victim: What are you wearing?
Man: I'm PIKACHU, CHU! (smiles aggressively)
Victim: I'm calling the human resources you Pokeass
Man: I'm PIKACHU, CHU! (smiles aggressively)
Victim: I'm calling the human resources you Pokeass
Pokeass by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021
Ponyass
A term of endearment; used to describe someone cooler than yourself, when you KNOW this person is cooler than yourself, you are just too egotistical to admit it.
Skater 1: yeah, man she's pretty cool
Skater 2: but she goes to some ponyass private school
Skater 1: nahh, she's chill
Skater 2: but she goes to some ponyass private school
Skater 1: nahh, she's chill
Ponyass by IAMNOTFIVE November 16, 2009
phoneasses
1) phoneasses- when the same asshole keeps calling your job with theach same question.
2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.
3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.
2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.
3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.
phoneasses by Depingabryan April 25, 2016
Phoneass
A Phoneass is a type of jerk that starts playing a funny video and n their phone that everyone has to watch, just as you are about deliver your punchline to a group.
A Phoneass is easy to spot because they interrupt you and then show you stupid videos while insisting that proper etiquette is for you to hold their phone so they don’t get a cramp in their stupid arm.
A Phoneass is easy to spot because they interrupt you and then show you stupid videos while insisting that proper etiquette is for you to hold their phone so they don’t get a cramp in their stupid arm.
Ponesse
Ponesse by halfie blackie March 21, 2009
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