Poke-Asshole Share definition Flag A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them. That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over! Poke-Asshole by DEthington July 16, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Poke-Asshole mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch