polysimp

Being a simp for a diverse number of people.

clay: Misaku Foxx is so cute and hot and- ...
kalmiaa: haha you're such a polysimp, what about Elie?

polysimp by swagkalmiaa December 9, 2021

ponysimpitis 

A condition characterized by an overwhelming love and obsession with ponies. Symptoms include frequent horse-related online searches, spontaneous neighing, and an insatiable desire to pet every pony in sight.

After watching My Little Pony for 72 hours straight, Cole realized he had a serious case of ponysimpitis.

ponysimpitis by flyingmusicnote May 2, 2023