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poll troll 

An internet user who is obsessed with finding a poll/survey to take. He will go around a website and take the survey, then giggle with excitement when other's results load.
Poll Troll: Oooooh, I found a good poll!
What do you like most?
-Green eggs with ham
-Turkey with mayonnaise
-Monkey brains
Poll Troll: Green eggs and ham of course! Hee hee hee the results are coming soon!
poll troll by KingOfTheLand April 14, 2008
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Troll Poll 

Troll Poll was a Large stick like object measuring rougly 7 feet in length and 5 inches in diametre,

This poll was used to prod Trolls that had lost there way during the great Troll migration between Quebek and capetown in the year 1560 Bc.
Useage As Follows:

1) Troll Walks Wrong Way
2) Aim Troll Poll At Trolls Abdemen
3) Apply Forcefull Pressure to the end of the pole
4) Poke the Troll in the Abdomen.
5) Troll Walks In Correct Direction.
Troll Poll by Tim August 18, 2004

Troll Poll 

Another term for not wanting to associate yourself with something or someone.
Tommy: the nutter plays battlefield 1942!

Loccen: BF1942 is shit, I wouldn't touch it with a troll poll!
Troll Poll by Tommy August 18, 2004

trolley poll 

the pole that comes from trolley's, it is the bit you puch, you get it by putting the trolley on the side and jumping on the trolley just below where the pole connects to the trolley, it is incredibly light and easy to conceal. but it packs a great deal of punch and will knock out your opponent. very popular in Australia
"man did you hear that dickhead ed got the shit beaten out of him?"
"yeah i heard he got poled in the head by matt"
"yeah matt knocked him out, i saw ed strumbling around like 30 minutes after it happened, he was fucked"
"yeah trolley polls are deadly"
trolley poll by F"crack"J September 21, 2005

trolley poll 

Weapon of choice by hardcore rapper "The Notorious F.L.A", and his bodyguards. This weapon is deadly and should only be used by those with extreeme skill.
Sorry Notorious F.L.A, i didnt mean to accidently touch you ahh "crack" "crack" ahhhhh!!!
trolley poll by Anonymous February 16, 2003

politroll 

A person or group of people who spend the majority of their time on the internet hopping from one journal or forum thread to a next creating a political discussion out of political and non political topics.
HL: "TG took over my "I Hate Babies" blog and turned it into a discussion about abortion"
AIS: "He's such a politroll."
politroll by nachocheesiest October 1, 2008
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