polititool

A person or victim who willingly submits to an ideological driven government agenda that typically furthers the government's strangle hold on its citizins. Care must be exercised when dealing with these individuals as they have been wound up with partial truths and taught the opposing team, red or blue, is the real enemy. They let the system use them to turn the screws essential to the divide and conquer strategy and are ready to mame, slander, publically humiliate and force their programmed views on anyone in opposition to their dogmatic narrative.

1. Did you see that mob of student polititools ready to put the screws to that professor because he didn't obey their demands?

2. I am relieved the election is finally behind us and still can't comprehend how anyone can get behind a creepy dementia ravaged dude with a hair smelling fetish or that orange guy that hung out on Epstein's island. Polititools will go along with anything that reinforces their view of others as inferior. They are reliable like clockwork; so easy to wind up, use and discard.

polititool by Kitikozmos27 January 31, 2021

Politinoob

One who assumes that they know everything about politics and should be treated like a god.

They often refute anything/everything people say that is against their political views. They are the arrogant douchebags of the political world for short. You will find an abundance of them in the comment sections of political videos on YouTube.

Politinoob: BUSH SUCKS!!! HE RUINED US AND IN THE WORST PRESIDENT EVAR!!!!
Educated person: How so?
Politinoob: HE JUST SUCKS!!!!11
Educated person: Hmmm....

Politinoob by Scz January 29, 2009

Polititroll 

An internet user adept at trolling about politics. A polititroll often has a very basic understanding of what he/she's going on about, and will often be very general with his/her arguments.

A very skilled polititroll with a good understanding of politics will often feel you out in an argument to find your political stance, then argue in favor of the exact opposite side.

Tom is one of the biggest polititrolls on the internet.

Polititroll by irehbC December 17, 2011

politicold 

ajdective:

1) a state of dissolusion with the political system;

2) not wanting to vote for anyone because they are all shit.

"'All main parties want to suck the life out of us poor students! I'm feeling so politicold at the moment.'

'People say I'm apathetic, but really I'm just politicold.'

'All these parties are the same! I'm too politicold to vote.'"

politicold by _sffan January 23, 2011

Politipoon 

When you feign interest in a politician, political group, event, fundraiser, or offer aid to any of these groups or at these events just to try and get some ass.

Sean knows that he can get some great politipoon if he faked interest in the AIDS walk.

Mary was going to get her some politipoon. First she was going to volunteer at the Obama office, then she was going to stop by the Clinton office and, tomorrow, she was going to have a nice long talk with that hot guy who works the phones at the McCain office.

Politipoon by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

politition 

emphasis on tit. Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
The differnce between the western world and nazi germany is that we vte for our fascists.

tit, motherf**ker, bastard, fascist c**nt!

politition by Curt flabbs December 8, 2003

Politibooker 

(puh-lit-I - boo k-er)
-Noun
One who constantly partakes in the unsolicited activities of publically endorsing their political agenda via social networking. This individual tends to be irritating over time and often is quick to lose friends: first those that do not agree with their politics and, once those are gone, those that somewhat agree with them. Note: This behavior is not exclusive to any political view.

“I had to delete Mary from my friends list, she is such a politibooker! All she does is yap on about her political views… she really needs to get a life...”

Politibooker by secdev February 16, 2010