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politeness 

Behaviour that is respectful and considerate of other people.
Emma showed her politeness by holding the door for David and saying "thank you" to others who did the same.
politeness by NO ONE AT ALL March 23, 2016

fuck politeness 

A Murderino life motto to remain Sexy and not get murdered. Not to be confused with being rude; more like, don't try to be so polite you put your ass in a dangerous situation that might get you killed.
You see a man in the middle of a dark desert highway with a flat tire. (No cars for miles) BUT he is wearing a ski mask and waving you down with a big knife in his hand .. fuck politeness , you don't stop.

out of politeness 

Doing something because it's the polite thing to do.
"Out of politeness, I looked away from the couple who was fighting."
out of politeness by scriptrix August 12, 2016

Fast Food Politeness 

Usually very arrogant, angry and tired people serving customers with a Company Rules Smile on their face. Nearlly all fast food joints such as mcdonalds or Wendys have a "Just Smile" policy. Fast Food Politeness is Politically incorrect and is only used to make Fast Food places get richer and make customers come back for more food.
Fast food drive thru :"Hi May I Place Your Order"
Customer : "No Fuck You, Replace My Burger"
Fast food drive thru :"Sure, We are Terribly Sorry, Please Come Back Again"
Customer : "You So Have Fast Food Politeness, I'm suprised you didn't get angry"
Fast food drive thru :"Its Policy"
Fast Food Politeness by darkmyst January 26, 2006

paiteness 

1. A man of, or around the age of 28

2. A man who has this seductive aura around him that make the ladies come to him; sexy

3. A man who is good with his words and would be considered a Casanova.
Melody felt like she was being drawn into the mysterious strange's paiteness eyes.
paiteness by Ella Mackinson February 12, 2010

petiteness

Slang term for a tiny girl, petite girl, with more affection.
Petiteness but that ass fat.

- Biggie
petiteness by badsanta July 22, 2005
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