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desert

Africa is a desert.



Example :

Me: Whats in Africa?

Friend: Desert.

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

music whore

A Music Whore is a Male/Female who, when asked "What Music Do you like" They respond with not dozens but hundreds of stupid bands that noone has ever heard of. Then they add the bands that are just there, that means they add EVERYTHING...

Here we have it, a perfect example of a Music whore...

Mandys Profile :

What Type Of Music Do You Listen To Mandy??? <3<3<3

36 Crazyfists. 3 Doors Down. 48May. A Perfect Circle. A Static Lullaby. A.F.I. Alien Ant Farm. The All American Rejects. All Left Out. Atreyu. Audioslave. The Bleeders. Blindspott. Blink 182. Bloodhound Gang. Bowling for Soup. Breaking Benjamin. The Breed. CKY. Creed. Daft Punk. Dashboard Confessional. Disturbed. Elemeno P. End of Fashion. Evanescence. Evermore. Fall Out Boy. Falter. False Start. Foo Fighters. Forever Now. From First To Last. Funeral For a Friend. Good Charlotte. Goodnight Nurse. Goodshirt. Green Day. Hawthorne Heights. Head Automatica. H.I.M. Hoobastank. Incubus. Incursa. INXS. Jimmy Eat World. The Killers. Kisschasy. Korn. Linkin Park. The Living End. Lost Prophets. Luke Thompson. The Midnight Youth. Millencolin. Mudvayne. Mumsdollar. My Chemical Romance. My Life Story. Newending. New Found Glory. Nickelback. The Offspring. Panic! At the Disco. Papa Roach. Pennywise. Pluto. P.O.D. The Presidents Of The United States. Puddle of Mudd. Quarter 2. Queen. Queens of the Stoneage. The Rabble. The Rasmus. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Redmore. Rival State. Shihad. Simple Plan. Staind. Stardrunk. The Starting Line. Steriogram. Story of the Year. Streetwise Scarlet. Sugarcult. Sugar Ray. Sum 41. Switchfoot. System of a Down. Taking Back Sunday. Thirsty Merc. Troy the Snail. U2. UB40. The Used. Wash. Weezer. Yellowcard. Zed. And more...

by darkmyst May 6, 2006

Matt Black it au

What Indian gangsters say in New Zealand when they see any car that should deserve a matt black paint job. Matt black usually attracts cops cause its a dodgy colour.

Vijay : Matt black it auuuu
Me : Nah its all good.
Vijay : You need to matt black it auuuu.

by darkmyst May 12, 2006

spotting

A unique way of smoking marijuana. Put two kitchen knives on a stove/oven/something really hot. You warm the knives up until they're very very hot, then you get both the knives (Make sure to wrap the part of the knife where you'll be grabbing it. Then, Get a little glob of weed, preferably about 1/2 of a bud then make sure it sits/sticks to one knife then crunch the weed with the flat part of both the knives, this should produce a large amount of smoke. Make sure theres a cut bottle for the smoke to raise into, then when its full, suck all the smoke out.. Its probably one of the strongest ways of getting high.

There maybe other definitions to this way of smoking it, but this is the name used in New Zealand.

Bob : I saw this chick spotting when I went to her house the other day?

Me: Oh true did you have some spots?

Bob : Hells yeah they fully fu*ked me up!

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

Matt black

The most common colour to paint your RWD mazda, toyota, etc in New Zealand. A dull dark paint usually applied with spray cans, A cheap way of making your car look "gangster". But in reality 99% of "Matt black" paint jobs are shit.

Matt black it auuu!!

by darkmyst May 11, 2006

lazy boy

A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.

I was feeling lazy today so I decided to sit on my lazy boy.

by darkmyst September 21, 2005

it wasn't me

Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.

Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...

by darkmyst September 19, 2005