darkmyst's definitions

syco

Short term for Psycho

People who can't spell Psycho say syco.

Person who can't spell psycho : Yo dis syco caem up to mi nd sht mi in da fec fr splln so bdly.

Me : Good, but obviously you haven't learnt your lesson.

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

Matt black

The most common colour to paint your RWD mazda, toyota, etc in New Zealand. A dull dark paint usually applied with spray cans, A cheap way of making your car look "gangster". But in reality 99% of "Matt black" paint jobs are shit.

Matt black it auuu!!

by darkmyst May 11, 2006

Adam Brody

A guy from the OC that 80% of chicks are completely obsessed about and collect different merchandise.

Bailey: OH my god, Adam Brody is so hot!!
Me: Oh true.

by darkmyst July 6, 2005

lazy boy

A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.

I was feeling lazy today so I decided to sit on my lazy boy.

by darkmyst September 21, 2005

it wasn't me

Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.

Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

spotting

A unique way of smoking marijuana. Put two kitchen knives on a stove/oven/something really hot. You warm the knives up until they're very very hot, then you get both the knives (Make sure to wrap the part of the knife where you'll be grabbing it. Then, Get a little glob of weed, preferably about 1/2 of a bud then make sure it sits/sticks to one knife then crunch the weed with the flat part of both the knives, this should produce a large amount of smoke. Make sure theres a cut bottle for the smoke to raise into, then when its full, suck all the smoke out.. Its probably one of the strongest ways of getting high.

There maybe other definitions to this way of smoking it, but this is the name used in New Zealand.

Bob : I saw this chick spotting when I went to her house the other day?

Me: Oh true did you have some spots?

Bob : Hells yeah they fully fu*ked me up!

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

5% tint

Darkest tints availabe. Mean tints to put on any car, ridiculously dark, so dark you can't even see inside the window. 35% is average, then the lower percentage it goes, the darker it is.

Mike Jones : 5% tints so you can't see up in my window.

by darkmyst May 11, 2006