Poland Springs

Number 1 bottled water brand used by daily bong stoners to fill their piece with.

Yo nig, go grab a Poland springs to fill this piece with.

Poland Springs by Rehsif July 31, 2011

poland springs

when you are in the middle of coutus and the woman gets up and gets a poland springs water bottle and poors it all over the mans penis and then starts coutus again.

My friends sister gave me a poland springs.

poland springs by Monkeysex June 2, 2009

poland springs vodka

along the lines of rubinoff and dubra, this vodka will get you drunk for the amount of money you spend on a tin of dip.

rubbing alcohol is poland springs vodka

poland springs vodka by kevincough May 2, 2006

Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. 

A for-profit youth rehabilitation program in Poland Springs, Maine that is designed to force its own wards to actively promote its own continuation and at the same time work, guard, and punish one another.

It uses a brutally intense work structure as well as food and sleep deprivation to keep its residents in a constant state of exhaustion, fear, and humiliation of which the latter has actually been documented by Elan as a "therapeutic tool".

The program only exist due to a complete monopoly held on the child's communication to the outside world and the complete inability of the Maine Department of Education to make visits to any institution, categorized as a school, without a 24-hour notice to said institution.

Damn, I remember when I was in Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. I was forced to scream and degrade other children for 18 hours a day until it seemed so normal that I was convincing the newer residents to do it. I would even turn them in if they said anything that hinted at the fact that they wouldn't or that it didn't make sense. What the hell was I thinking?

Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. by ELAN GRADUATE January 25, 2011

Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. 

Elan School: LIES!

Elan's purpose is not to change an ill-behaved child into a well-behaved child, but rather to return home a responsible young adult.

I remember as a new student (Elan School-Poland Springs, Me.), I was crying when I was told to scrub a garbage can as a punishment for something so minor that I can’t even remember the cause. I has stopped cleaning it, and that was when the staff determined that I has to be restrained and dragged to “the corner”, isolation in a room to the point when one barely feels human. I tried to fight back, as any normal person would do when one is touched and forcefully grabbed without consent. Instead of just bringing me to the corner, the staff had other students hold me up, my hands and feet restrained, as other students were forced to scream and degrade me.

Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. by TruthSeeker76 January 13, 2011

Poland Spring 

by far the best tasting water you can get. The reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. Drink a bottle of Poland Spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. You will see a huge difference in the taste.

I only drink poland spring water and no other water

Poland Spring by tatomuck1 March 30, 2009

Poland spring 

The rare occurrence of urinating instead of ejaculating with a full erection during the act of sex.

Guy: she was giving me head and out of nowhere I unexpectedly Poland springed her.

Poland spring by Kavorks August 12, 2019