Kavorks's definitions

Piss target

The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove

I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target

by Kavorks December 27, 2019

Dodgy Bob

A shit that refuses to be flushed

After the second flush I knew I’d done a dodgy bob

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

Poland spring

The rare occurrence of urinating instead of ejaculating with a full erection during the act of sex.

Guy: she was giving me head and out of nowhere I unexpectedly Poland springed her.

by Kavorks August 12, 2019

choc horror

the horrible realisation of pulling your dick from someone's arse and it's covered in shit

I pulled out and it was just all choc horror

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

mole's memory

The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.

I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.

I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!

by Kavorks April 3, 2021