Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kavorks

jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.

I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!

Merch

The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.

I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.

Merch

the horrible realisation of pulling your dick from someone's arse and it's covered in shit

I pulled out and it was just all choc horror

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The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove

I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target

Piss target by Kavorks December 27, 2019

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After the second flush I knew I’d done a dodgy bob

Dodgy Bob by Kavorks October 12, 2019

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When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

Merch

The rare occurrence of urinating instead of ejaculating with a full erection during the act of sex.

Guy: she was giving me head and out of nowhere I unexpectedly Poland springed her.

Merch