Kavorks's definitions

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

choc horror

the horrible realisation of pulling your dick from someone's arse and it's covered in shit

I pulled out and it was just all choc horror

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

Piss target

The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove

I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target

by Kavorks December 27, 2019

jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.

I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

mole's memory

The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.

I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

Dodgy Bob

A shit that refuses to be flushed

After the second flush I knew I’d done a dodgy bob

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

Poland spring

The rare occurrence of urinating instead of ejaculating with a full erection during the act of sex.

Guy: she was giving me head and out of nowhere I unexpectedly Poland springed her.

by Kavorks August 12, 2019