pokedad 

a stick that u ust to put newspapper into the bonfire with

john bess used the pokedad to put anthonys dildo in the fire

pokedad by bob cat March 6, 2007

Pokémad 

When a driver of a vehicle (while driving) hands their phone to their passenger to catch a Pokémon on Pokémon go and when the passenger fails to catch it the driver becomes pokémad

Driver: here hurry catch this bulbasaur I dont have it, hurrrry!
Passenger: wait what? Huh? Um ok
Driver: Did you get it? Huh huh?

Passenger: no not yet hold on I'm trying (10 pokéballs later) I give up here's your phone back
Driver: wtf! Where did all my pokéballs go! And you didn't even catch it! I'm so pokémad at you! I hate you!
Passenger: yeah you are pokémad lol get a life
Driver: there's another! Yay! I wish you would drive so I could catch them...
Passenger: wow...

Pokémad by Prick100 July 21, 2016

PokéDaddy 

Like a sugar daddy but instead of cash or traditional gifts, exchanges PokeCoins for use in the popular game Pokemon Go

“I just got a deposit from my PokéDaddy! I can finally evolve my Pikachu!”

PokéDaddy by ThirstyDaddy May 8, 2019

Pokedate 

When two pokemon nerds go on a date, or when you avoid social environments to play pokemon.

"hey you going to homecoming?"
"Can't. I got a pokedate that night, My charazard is almost to level 100."
*slap!*

Pokedate by Ethanyial September 5, 2010

Pokepad 

Evolves from a pokepod. A household consisting of two or more pokemon trainers

Jim, Mike, and Sarah moved into a pokepad together since they're always playing pogo together.

Pokepad by Lyfesavr July 15, 2016

pokedadlvl40 

The best Pokémon dad ever. He opens Pokémon cards and plays Pokémon go on TikTok. His username is pokedadlvl40.

Hey do you know pokedadlvl40?

Yeah! He is the best Pokémon dad ever!

pokedadlvl40 by Papiwhirl January 8, 2021

Pokénade 

Where you have Pokémon cards all around you and you have a bad back

Had a Pokénade moment today and back is killing

Pokénade by Yo oh August 16, 2022