Pokémad

When a driver of a vehicle (while driving) hands their phone to their passenger to catch a Pokémon on Pokémon go and when the passenger fails to catch it the driver becomes pokémad

Driver: here hurry catch this bulbasaur I dont have it, hurrrry!
Passenger: wait what? Huh? Um ok
Driver: Did you get it? Huh huh?

Passenger: no not yet hold on I'm trying (10 pokéballs later) I give up here's your phone back
Driver: wtf! Where did all my pokéballs go! And you didn't even catch it! I'm so pokémad at you! I hate you!
Passenger: yeah you are pokémad lol get a life
Driver: there's another! Yay! I wish you would drive so I could catch them...
Passenger: wow...

by Prick100 July 21, 2016

pokemans

Something to be shown to others.

"Let me show you my pokemans"
MY POKEMANS
let me show you them

by ttdi October 3, 2007

pokeman

The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.

Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!

by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004

PokeManiac

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.

Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011

Pokemanz

The cooler, more Bill Cosby way to say Pokemon.
Said by all the cool kids on the interwebz.
On Gaiaonline, anyway.

"lolol, i'ma go catch me sum pokemanz ;'D"

by MinaGoBoom August 8, 2009

Pokémaster

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.

by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

pokeman

wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.

Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.

by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004