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Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.
My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.
poke ho by Finn0123 January 2, 2017
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Poke Hoarder 

A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"

Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
Poke Hoarder by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011

poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,
James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.
poke-a-host by Dubldawg June 2, 2013

poke a hontus 

to do the nasty with an indian girl
ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.
poke a hontus by th3 riddler June 6, 2014

poke a hoe day

On the 12th November it’s poke a hoe day!! see a hoe or a slag? poke them!
Ella “hey why did you poke me?”
Dan “it’s poke a hoe day”
poke a hoe day by Roxanne elvis November 11, 2019

poke my hollow tree 

A secret term used by a female to go finger themselves.
Girl A: “I’m gonna go poke my hollow tree
Girl B: “Weird hobby but ok”
poke my hollow tree by La Roche December 22, 2019

poke and hope 

Ineffective "pull-out" method of intercourse.
Poke and hope when you don't have a condom.
poke and hope by HungLoFat July 17, 2016
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