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Poke Hoarder 

A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"

Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
Poke Hoarder by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011

poke-a-host

Your civic and immoral responsibility to poke, prode, bugger, sodomize, or otherwise stimulate your host at a soiree, cock-tail party, gang bang, or orgy. Similar to a pin-a-tale on a donkey, poke-a-host is for the entertainment and enrichment of the host. In host credit or exchanges only,
James hosted a gang bang -- and before leaving Gary, Chris and the pizza delivery boy all had to poke-a-host to show their deepest gratitude.
poke-a-host by Dubldawg June 2, 2013

poke a hontus 

to do the nasty with an indian girl
ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.
poke a hontus by th3 riddler June 6, 2014

poke a hoe day

On the 12th November it’s poke a hoe day!! see a hoe or a slag? poke them!
Ella “hey why did you poke me?”
Dan “it’s poke a hoe day
poke a hoe day by Roxanne elvis November 11, 2019

poke my hollow tree 

A secret term used by a female to go finger themselves.
Girl A: “I’m gonna go poke my hollow tree”
Girl B: “Weird hobby but ok”
poke my hollow tree by La Roche December 22, 2019

poke and hope 

Ineffective "pull-out" method of intercourse.
Poke and hope when you don't have a condom.
poke and hope by HungLoFat July 17, 2016