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Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.
Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.
Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017
Related Words

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.
Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.
Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

porchehulu

Porchehula.- pronounced {Por~Chuh~La} ;. Getting caught having sex in a outdoor place or public setting.
Example; Our neighbors viewed are porchehulu activities from beyond the fence. Or, we witnessed a porchehula in the back of a SUV & laughed.
porchehulu by Reno/flex September 24, 2016

Poke poacher 

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.
Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.
Poke poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Potomac Poached Egg 

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.
The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.
Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!
Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?

Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!
Porchea by Tramacat April 6, 2010