-An animal in the form of Winnie the Pooh, possibly combined with Buddha. They walk around forever until time, essentially, stops. The Poohda can be found on Alameda de Las Pulgas in San Carlos, CA, roaming around mindlessly. They're cuddly, however, so do not be afraid to approach them.
Alexandrea is a poohda. She just walks around but she's cute, I have to say
A term of endearment that can be used in place of corny words such as "babe" or "honey." Origin a mix of panda and Buddha and can be referred to anyone exhibiting these two words in any form. A poodah is someone you love, someone who is cuter than cute, and sweet.
A word which causes great confusion amongst the human race. How is it pronounced? There are certain superior individuals who hold the answer, but rarely do they present the knowledge to others outside their elite group.
Can also be shortened to create hilarious alternatives.
The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)
Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up
Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!