pogtan 

Pogtan’s are usually cute, doesn’t shower often and has anger issues

They are very gentle and most of the time not rude

Pogtan has dandruff

pogtan by Chirpychirpfelixhyungbalgory November 22, 2021

pogtan 

Pogtan is an amazing guy that’ll satisfy all your needs with his thick and juicy tits

Has a lot of anger issues and is a mamas boy, usually can’t pronounce the letter “r” which is cute about him

Pogtan is rude to his mother

pogtan by Balgom moorie November 23, 2021

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Potanza 

Like a bonanza (a large amount of something desirable), but of marijuana or pot. Not to be confused with smoking pot with Tony Danza.

As heard on Pot and Kettle Podcast.

I am still high from last night's potanza. I think we gave Woodstock a run for its money.

Potanza by Cori and Laura June 1, 2021

Pootana 

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

Pootana by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

Potangular 

having a more potato shaped head than the rest of the world.

mike "your head is shaped like a potato"
kelly "everyone's is"
mike "yeah, but yours is more POTANGULAR"

Potangular by Katie B... June 18, 2008

Pogan 

When you poop blood

He took a pogan right after pussying out on a debate on Marxism. Rumor is he died shortly after.

Pogan by Kekman420 April 11, 2022