pognon

the money in old frwnch
yeahs

you have so muc pognon! dam u ric!

by bobbuilder? September 10, 2021

pogonophobic

someone who is scared of beards

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!

by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007

pogonophilia

The admiration or promotion of people, usually males, who wear a facial beard. From pogon, Greek for beard.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.

A man who gives unqualified credibility to another who wears a beard is an act of pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.

by The Last Bear February 4, 2008

pogonophile

Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.

*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*

Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*

by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014

Pagnon

The act of systematically having to take a shower after dropping a deuce by psychological fear of somehow smelling like the said deuce.

Hey guys I need to do a Pagnon before going out. Give me 45 minutes

by Gascal October 31, 2014

Potnonomicaphobia

The fear of potatoes.

WANT SOME FRIEEEESSS???
no, i got potnonomicaphobia

by JuneMoonSoon October 22, 2018

poonono

Poonono is an old vagina often with large muff. Age is 35-110.

oh shit I’m going to be sic after seeing that poonono

by Peter Pan47547 May 27, 2008