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The Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse 

The Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse, explains that Today's men and women will Express a feeling equivalent to pure happiness during sex by saying 'Poggers', instead of wording like 'Oh Yes' or 'Oh god yes'. This Can most likely start and end with the current Generation; However, with the Poggers Formula which is PoG+ Current Generation = GeR+Number of Remaining years of said Generation Can show how Many more years It will be used in that generation.
Man: *Cums* "Poggers!"

Woman: "What did you say?"

Man: "I Said Poggers Amy, Ever Heard of the Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse?"

Woman: "Oh..I guess It's ok then"
When your wife’s boyfriend won’t let you play minecraft with the boys all lockdown 😤❌
Chad wouldn’t let me come on last night boyos, poggernt”
poggernt by A.Fat.Neek November 6, 2020

thank you leo, very poggers 

A term used to shut Leo up because he said something off-topic and stupid because he is so retarded.
Leo: PUT IT IN 'NII-CHAN~ UWUUU~
Serdna: thank you leo, very poggers

Woah! That's Poggers Bro. 

Woah! That's Poggers Bro is a phrase used by everyone, it can be used everywhere
someone: My dog died and I ate his corpse.
someone else: Woah! That's Poggers Bro.

this shit poggers

when u do something so fucking sick you just say "this shit poggers"
Girl: OHHHHHHHHHHHH man right there

Dude: this shit poggers

The Poggers 

A musical indie rock band that has never been made, with a name super swag that its band members hate it. Yes, Janie, I’m speaking to you. Releasing no songs and no merchandise on their non-existent website, this band hasn’t been made… YET.
Hey, have you listened to “The Poggerssong yet?

No
Howcome?
Because they have no music…?