pocket fries

The act of inserting fries in to ones pocket for later consumption

dude i ate pocket fries during spanish class all period

by Sean.B January 13, 2006

Pocketfriend

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.

"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

by PocketwifeRachael July 8, 2009

pocketries

general thing that you keep in your pocket i.e. mobile, wallet.

have you got your phone?
oh shit, i left all my pocketries at home

by Fionn Lavery June 9, 2005

Pocketries

Items a man always puts in his pockets every morning before he leaves. Keys, money, pocket knife.

John: Where's Jeff going?
Ron: Back in his house, he forgot his pocketries.
John: K.

by Jeffrey Gamble January 13, 2008