pocketries 

general thing that you keep in your pocket i.e. mobile, wallet.

have you got your phone?
oh shit, i left all my pocketries at home

pocketries by Fionn Lavery June 9, 2005

Pocketries 

Items a man always puts in his pockets every morning before he leaves. Keys, money, pocket knife.

John: Where's Jeff going?
Ron: Back in his house, he forgot his pocketries.
John: K.

Pocketries by Jeffrey Gamble January 13, 2008

Pocketfriend 

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.

"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

Pocketfriend by PocketwifeRachael July 8, 2009

packeties 

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag

"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!

packeties by niggi May 18, 2006

pocketses 

Gollum's word for "pockets", as he says in The Hobbit.

"What's it got in its nasty little pocketses, eh, my precious?"
-Gollum in The Hobbit

pocketses by Soarel December 22, 2012

Pocketless

Someone without pockets

Usually discriminated against and with good reason.
They can't carry their own weight in anything because they have no pockets.

Those people need some pockets before someone sees them pocketless

Pocketless by The Pocketed One May 21, 2022

pocketist

1. A person who is price conscious and makes the best purchase decision, while not necessarily being cheap.

2. An economically smart spender.

The pocketist was looking to get the highest quality product for the best price.

pocketist by Sal Beezy February 5, 2019