Poche means Posse. refers to the old arcade/sega genesis game Lethal Enforcers II. The game graded you with ranks, the lowest being Posse and the highest being US Marshall. The mediocre sound of the game (at least on genesis) led to many words sounding like something else.
I.
P1's rank: "... DEPUTY MARSHALL!"
P2's rank: "... Poche!"

II.
My Friend: "YOUR GAY"
Person Insulted: "Say what, son??"
Me: "Poche!"
by Inspector Lebrun August 19, 2008
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A depressed engineering student. Recognizable by the dark circles under their eyes from lack of sleep, typically found where engineers gather at 3am in the morning cussing at their homework.
Engineer 1 : "Why ya lookin down, poche?"
Engieer 2: "Been workin' on this homework for 4 hours and I've only done one problem. Fuck it, I'm gonna look at pictures of cats"
by CSGinfotronix March 22, 2007
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A French word meaning of or having to do with the "pouch" or belly and or also a pouch or pocket. This is also a last name of some Cajun residents of Louisiana and surrounding areas brought from France some years ago.
Hi, my name is Ni.... Poche'. Lol not really sure how the French use it. Just want to clarify its a last name
by Reddog1981 December 13, 2016
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The immediate feeling of affection and attraction when you see your new puppy.
I was immediately poched when I saw the new pup.
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1. v. to T-bag
2. n. a derogatory used to describe a tool or douche bag

One day while on campus, the Poching Posse realized that the world was lacking at least one swear word; we decided to discover it through our ingenuity. Of course, it would be a four-letter word, that is a given. The first consonant could not be the same as any other existing swear; we arrived at "p" after trying before it the preceding 15 letters of the English alphabet. The four-letter word must end also with a hard consonant sound. After the process of elimination, we arrived at the "ch". The remaining vowels were a no brainer. Now for the definition: what is the most grotesque act that yet has received an accompanying swear word? T-bagging of course. Each time the word is pronounced, its profanity and explicitness increase.
Nate: Dan and I were wrestling the other day, I got him in a lock and totally poched him.

The police officer did not have to get so close to me after pulling me over for a speeding ticket. He totally could have poched me from that distance.
by LaBarba September 26, 2009
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the offspring of the offspring of the all powerful cake/brownie god "Meme"
Poch! ur grandma is Meme!!!! Sick!!!!
by fyhffh December 4, 2010
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