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plutonic friend

1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.

2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.
"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock
plutonic friend by 'sup P December 12, 2004
term which best describes the asexual relationship between a male and female in the military.....
The relationship between the female marine and the male marine was strictly platoonic....

Plutonic 

Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto. Common misspelling of the word platonic, meaning intimate and affectionate but not sexual.
Everyone thinks that we're dating, but our relationship is strictly plutonic.

Um, I think you mean platonic.
Plutonic by chalima March 9, 2009

pototonic 

when the pot is so good, you're catatonic
While smoking the chronic, Noyb became pototonic, he was so stoned.

Lumpy became pototonic after shamokin the weed from the mount, it was epic.

We smoked so much last night we were pototonic and couldn't move!
pototonic by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012

Plutonic 

A pun that indicates a relationship that is not only not platonic, but explosive.
We used to platonic friends, but after last night, its plutonic.
Plutonic by ntsci September 17, 2012

plutonic 

When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?
plutonic by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019