plutotonic
A physical relationship that, like the former planet Pluto, used to exist, but now is just a non-physical friendship.
plutotonic by bluzenn February 28, 2009
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plutonic friend
1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.
2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.
2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.
"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock
plutonic friend by 'sup P December 12, 2004
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platoonic
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pototonic
While smoking the chronic, Noyb became pototonic, he was so stoned.
Lumpy became pototonic after shamokin the weed from the mount, it was epic.
We smoked so much last night we were pototonic and couldn't move!
Lumpy became pototonic after shamokin the weed from the mount, it was epic.
We smoked so much last night we were pototonic and couldn't move!
pototonic by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012
Plutonic
plutonic
When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?
plutonic by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
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