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Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto. Common misspelling of the word platonic, meaning intimate and affectionate but not sexual.
Everyone thinks that we're dating, but our relationship is strictly plutonic.

Um, I think you mean platonic.
by chalima March 09, 2009
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The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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A pun that indicates a relationship that is not only not platonic, but explosive.
We used to platonic friends, but after last night, its plutonic.
by ntsci September 17, 2012
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a friendship or relationship in which there is no possibility of romantic progress.
"I like you, but only as a friend."

that's some plutonic shit right there.
by t2d.curious November 03, 2007
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Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.

from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.
student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?

student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.

student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!
by KatieOh! September 12, 2006
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A penatration-based sex act so warped and craven that it is "of Pluto", i.e. beyond anal. Although "plutonic" does not refer to any specific act, it could include such acts as ear sex, removing someone's glass eye and having sex with the empty eyesocket, sex with a colostomy stoma, an esophagal stoma, or stab wound.
John and Kim's relationship progressed quickly - on Wednesday they were platonic friends, on Thursday afternoon they were fucking, and by Sunday they started getting into some plutonic shit.
by Johnny Panic February 19, 2008
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A non-sexual relationship between a man and a woman that could /should only work in outer space.
After mastering artificial gravity, faster-than-light travel, and building this colony on Pluto, it's really easy to just be friends with hot chicks in a totally plutonic way.

Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends!
by YattonMan March 25, 2008
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