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plostil

someone who is immensely sexy and makes the best edits of all time ( he has a 12 pack) he is a lightskin god and is loved by everyone
person 1 : Yo is that plostil???

person 2: I think so he’s super sexy lightskin with a 12 pack and is surrounded by women and also only takes w’s
by Do you like gay porn May 2, 2022
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Postilar

A person who continues to support and claim that a presidential candidate from the previous election after the fact still deserves the presidency. No positive or negative notation implied, depends on context.
'Con-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar dickhead in the November of 2016 election in the USA decided that s/he/whateverpronoun was going to continue recognize Hillary as the should-be-recognized true presidential candidate.

'Pro-Postilar' context:
A Clinton Postilar of 2016 continues to support Hillary because the alternative seemed cruel to wish upon America, and the popular vote was not considered.

'Neutral-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar in 2016 continues to support Hillary because that person does not recognize the electoral ballot as a legitimate way to elect a President, as well as the possibility that it can lead to a minority power corruption. Whether or not this is true, is up to you.
by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 March 22, 2017
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Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
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Postill

A noble surname, originating from medieval Europe. Considered royalty in sections of Europe in modern times, however, many descendants have migrated across the world to live ‘ordinary’ lives in which they keep their status a secret.
"I could never go out with a Postill, I'm not worthy enough"
by SueDoe October 23, 2009
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postilion

to give sexual pleasure by inserting a finger into the anus.
"I'm getting very worried about Edward," said a grave-faced Elizabeth, "Yesterday he was caught postilioning the new butler."
by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003
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Postillitis

A condition in which a person cannot resist the urge to comment and like Facebook posts of others. A condition often seen in older people who are new to Facebook and most often occurring in parents who like and comment on every single thing their children put on Facebook.
My mom has a bad case of postillitis. I put 56 pictures on Facebook from our trip and my mom liked every single one of them.
by badkarma6 January 3, 2015
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Prostiloot

That prostiloot stole my wallet and my keys! I can’t report it because she said she’ll come to my house and tell my wife and kids I hired a prostitute.
by 77 bandit June 15, 2018
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