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This is a term to describe a douche bag, a Jakass, or a Bitch

It was invented to be more insulting because a douche bag will clean the pussy, while a plosher will make a dick dirty

It is used so the person it is directed at is even more pissed off then if you just called them a douche or a bitch
That kid looked like a Plosher to me.

You're not even good enough to be called a douche, you're more of a Plosher.

What a little Plosher bitch.
Plosher by Serdnom March 8, 2008
Words you can keep
A complete jackass.
That kid is such a plosher!
plosher by DV- July 8, 2006
Related Words
To be told one thing and have the opposite happen.
Gene told me everything was going to be fine and then "plochered" me out of all my chips
plochered by benzo92 June 24, 2009

Ploshker 

Matt and Ev are about to pull their ploshkers out and measure them for science
Ploshker by TheHewbrewHammer December 18, 2019
Poser and Loser put together in a word. A fake person that doesn't get success in his/her life.
1.He's fake!

2.Yes he's a Ploser!
Ploser by DeathMagnetic October 13, 2008
To be more posh than something else. Surprisingly, 'posher' isn't in the dictionary -yet- which could cause some confusion to whether or not it actually is a word.
Damn, Darren, you're so much posher than I am...
Posher by Rhubarbius May 10, 2004
Ploser: person who uses plastic.
Dude did you just get a straw. What a fuckin ploser!
Ploser by wicked hazel July 20, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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