plornch 

1. unable to study latin.

2. a disorder with studying latin.

To bad he is plornch he could be in my latin class.

plornch by yayayayayayayayayayayayay March 13, 2008

plounch 

An animal's sitting position in which all limbs are tucked beneath them. Most commonly in reference to cats and hens.

The large tom cat was stuffed plounching in a bread tin, an unusual and adorable plounch.

plounch by Fucklamp April 10, 2017

pornchop 

Bite-sized sample of pornographic material, be it digital or otherwise, which Minecraft diehard neckbeards subsist on during tunnelling expeditions from their mothers' basements

Neckbeard 1: Aw man, my foam pickaxe from the Minecraft store is almost broken, but I can't make it back to base(ment) with just these three pornchops.

Neckbeard 2: Don't sweat, here. *throws a stack of pornchops*

Neckbeard 1: Ah, thanks man. *scrambles awkwardly back to base(ment) while having a fap attack*

pornchop by JLeog September 15, 2011

Plonched 

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

Plonched by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008

Pornch 

A porch where you look at porn.

"Have you ever been to your grandfather's porn porch a.k.a pornch?"

Pornch by Triggermatt241 May 25, 2018

Porncheating 

When your bf or gf watches porn without you.

“I’m deciding what type of porn to watch tonight while you’re away”

“You’re porncheating on me?”

Or to Porncheat

Porncheating by Happygf March 1, 2018

Phornchub

The act of censoring relevant and useful information posted online, by automated processes for arbitrary reasons.

“Billy was trying to post a definition but it got phornchubbed by the algorithm.”

Phornchub by PrawnClub Admin September 13, 2020