Pornch

A porch where you look at porn.

"Have you ever been to your grandfather's porn porch a.k.a pornch?"

by Triggermatt241 May 25, 2018

porchehulu

Porchehula.- pronounced {Por~Chuh~La} ;. Getting caught having sex in a outdoor place or public setting.

Example; Our neighbors viewed are porchehulu activities from beyond the fence. Or, we witnessed a porchehula in the back of a SUV & laughed.

by Reno/flex September 24, 2016

Porch Builder

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana

This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!

by spielhorst February 3, 2010

porch dick

An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch

Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick

by Fluck Duck March 8, 2015

Junk on the back porch

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".

That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

by Btown Carter October 31, 2018

Porch dick

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

by Arrty March 8, 2015

pornhib

When you spell pornhub wrong. Don't worry, I didn't see a thing.

I just want to beat one off, but I keep accidentally typing pornhib!

by I'm Watching August 7, 2017