Plonka can be spelt in many different ways but this is the way I would spell it. This word is usually used by British people and is like the word Pillock it means dumb or stupid. If you go to England and go to the right places you might hear people say it.
Person: {drops tea}
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake
by Evettx August 13, 2020
by turd mahoy July 25, 2009
you planka rodeny
by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003
a voodoo temptress from the Civil War era who breeds on gentlemen who have drank to the point of being blackout
I don't know what to say. I was plonka-ed last night.
by Brick Tamblin September 13, 2005
A complete stone bag, AAP is the type of guy to rip your whopper 22 times in a row. Also AAP thinks that waterbeds are cool. Although he is sometimes cool he really is just drunk or high
Dave: hey man did you see how fucked up sally was last night
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka
by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi February 04, 2018
by Honk honk I love Will Sames March 27, 2021