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A wonderful time in which a naked women strips down and rubs her body against a naked man's, the man will get horny and get an erection then the women lays down, bends over, lays on a table, sits on the man, bends backward or leans against a wall and the man proceeds to push his erecton into the female's vagina continuously, causing her immense pleasure. She begins to moan and screem until the man and women reach orgasm wich in which the man ejaculates and the chick fuckin screams with PLESA!

See sex, definition 6.
by Eowenial June 11, 2006
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Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023
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guys please

Quackitys serious response to a troll on a stream.
People: *silence*
Quackity: guys please
by Efe Dogan January 12, 2021
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Palesa

the most beautiful, amazing, courageous, and outgoing person you will ever meet. She is confident in everything she doe and is a total nerd. Smart but fun, also one of the most brutally honest people on earth but makes many friends. She is very caring and doesn't want anything bad happening to her friends. She doesn't really care about what people say about her she does wtf she wants to do whenever she wants to. She might be shy in the beginning but wait for her wild side. She loves the word "lol".
Palesa is so mean but i love it lmao
by ana i oop November 8, 2020
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I plead the Ford

This is based on the activities of Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, Canada. If a person says, 'I plead the Ford", it means they are excused from their behavior and are not obliged to explain themselves because they were smoking crack cocaine and in a drunken stupor.
Why did you crash your car?

I plead the Ford!
by sexbeyond40 November 19, 2013
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Palesa

Palesa is a flower and like a flower, she flourishes. She’s a beautiful, strong, intelligent girl who pushes away anything that is detrimental to her well-being. She’s extremely loving & caring.
Palesa is drop-dead gorgeous.
by httpsga May 1, 2018
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Please no punterino

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.
I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino
by Jesiotre October 10, 2019
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