playfaker

the opposite of a playmaker; someone who attempts plays, yet fails to make them successfully

"Hogan messed up that hit in his volleyball game in gym class today, he's such a playfaker"

by Ian Hall May 24, 2007

playfaking

In "live" musical performance, the faked playing of instruments in sync with a recording. It is the musical instrument equivalent to lip syncing for singing.

That lady be a good violin player, but that show is almost nothing but playfaking.

by grondlefarb March 23, 2011

gridiron playfake

Sexual term. When a man receives a blowjob, then blows his load in one hand, shits in the other, rubs them together, then slaps his woman in the face.

Last night I gave Jenny a gridiron playfake.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004