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Platomic 

1. When one member of a platonic relationship wishes to move the relationship forward and their feelings are not reciprocated.

2. When a platonic relationship goes sour and the members of said relationship let their feelings build up inside until they burst out in a fit of name-calling and banter.
"I thought we were just friends but he just wanted to get laid; this relationship just went platomic."

"I swear we're in the friend-zone. If something doesn't happen between us soon were going to go platomic."
Platomic by T.S.S. April 13, 2009
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Platomic relationship 

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.
Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.

platonic kiss 

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.
A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."
platonic kiss by Neg46 August 2, 2016

platonic crush 

The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.
I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.

Platonic Cuddling 

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.
I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

platonic soulmate 

•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish
Aimee: OMG, I love you Emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long

Person 1:Oh are you two dating?

Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates

Platonic Marriage 

Platonic Marriage is when you decided to go fuck it and marry your best friend(s) because who’s gonna stop you? God?? Any who the only benefits there are to being platonically married are tax benefits so have fun w that!!
This platonic Marriage is going well
Platonic Marriage by newwy February 24, 2021
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