Plasty

Plastic Fetish

You dirty plasty stop stealing my Walmart bags!

by Lilc_NPZ July 26, 2019

plasty

A fake person that you shouldn't be around

You're a plasty person.

Nasty plastys are the worst people to be around

by Notaplasty May 18, 2017

plasty

When your seeing a person who looks completely fake.

Woman 1 : Wow is that Kim K?
Woman 2: Yeah, she looks plasty today.

by Jujudvill January 14, 2021

Bridal Plasty

A reality show that awards plastic surgery and a celebrity wedding to the winner. Also used as a term for a bride getting plastic surgery before her wedding.

Talk about bridal plasty, she got a nose job the week before her wedding.

Bridal Plasty is their favorite show on E!

by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011

dino-plasty

getting plastic surgery to look like a dinosaur

did you hear about rick? he got dino-plasty and now he looks like a t-rex

by jeff $ July 7, 2008

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.

"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"

by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019