Plasmatic

noun: a mythical hobbit-like creature with a very small penis.

synonym: suckantelope.

That guy on chatroulette flashing his peen looked just like Plasmatic.

Plasmatic by gillyfish July 13, 2011

Plasmatic

L33t coder, wanker. Awesomeness

Dude, You're so plasmatic!

Plasmatic by Tribalwar is ghey December 19, 2003

Plasmatic

Sperm or Giz to which is very sticky.

Please, Mr. President, plasmatic all over my face.

Plasmatic by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

PLASMATIC

1. Used to describe Someone who obssesively cuts thier arms and legs(or,) The word to describe the cutting act. 2. The way to describe a high blood pressured rant.

1. No, Jenny can't come with us to the beach, she can't even wear a swimsuit. She's in this Morrisey induced depression, and she went all plasmatic on her arms (or,) He went in the bathroom with with the butter knife again. He is such a plasmatic! 2. I'm sorry I got regular vanilla, instead of french vanilla ice cream. Do'nt go all plasmatic on me, I'll go back to the store!

PLASMATIC by Brittany T April 17, 2008

plasmatic

stupid biznitches

hoes

plasmatic by your momma September 2, 2003

plasmatic-identity 

noun: one stage beyond gaseous identity narratives and two beyond fluid identity narratives.

That plasmatic-identity entity is too hard to fathom, having an identity that is so plasmatic that it keeps changing erratically.

plasmatic-identity by MinistryOfDEW December 19, 2023

Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.

"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"

Plastic John by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019