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plastic bieber 

A twitter troll pretending to be an 11 year old girl named Jessica. When you read her tweets, you will literally want to claw your eyes out. Tweets about sexual thoughts with Justin Bieber, and how she has sex with her 'cute 16 year old cousin'. She's also racist cunt, and hates everyone who isn't white, doesn't have blue eyes and blonde hair, isn't straight, and isn't as skinny as a Victoria's Secret model. Directioners hate her because she's a disrespectful prick who sends hate to the boys. Rumors say that she's really 17, Mexican, and her real name is Yesenia. Oh yeah, and she has a dumbfucked friend who goes by PlasticKimmyxo, who is equally as ignorant as her. Don't believe me? Go to her twitter and read her tweets. And just to make this clear, all Muslims are not all terrorists. So shut up, and stop being an ignorant cunt. Who cares if Niall has braces, or that his hair is died? He's perfect the way he is, and doesn't need to change for anybody. So what if Liam had one kidney? It doesn't mean that he's different from anyone else. And newsflash, he has two now. So go hate on that. Harry doesn't need Proactiv. Not everybody is obsessed with having clear skin. And Louis is not irrelevant to One Direction. Because at the end of the day, he's still 1/5th of the band, and you're just a hater who has nothing else to do but send hate towards everyone. Grow up already.
plastic bieber: 'I don't care about school! I just want to make a sextape with @JustinBieber and grow up to be a famous princess like Paris Hilton.'
me: bitch when I was 11 I barely even knew what sex was.
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plastic bieber: 'sometimes I make my cousin dress like Justin before we have sex. I make him wear purple hoodies and saggy jeans lol it gets me in the mood.'
me: lol, I wonder how he feels about that..
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plastic bieber: 'When I found out Niall was actually born with brown hair, I self harmed. It was the most devastating news. Worse than my grandma's death.'
me: okay, this bitch has gone too far. -loads shotgun-
plastic bieber by niallhoranunf August 8, 2012

plastic bieber 

A twitter troll who pretended to be an 11 year old girl named Jessica, who claimed to be in love with Justin Bieber. In her twitter account, she made fun of all of the One Direction boys, saying Zayn Malik is "a Muslim terrorist" and Niall Horan "has fake everything" etc. Claimed to be having sex with her "cute sixteen year old cousin". Her fans were called her "army of plastics" Her first account was suspended because of Louis Tomlinson, one of the One Direction members, in early August 2012. After she came back to twitter in mid-September 2012 she admitted that all of the things she said weren't true, and it was all meant to be a practical joke; she's not really eleven, and she doesn't really like Justin Bieber. Right before she left twitter, Justin Bieber sent her a direct message thanking her for ending it. Her account is still on twitter, but hasn't been used since September 2012, only there to prevent impostors from taking her username.

Go to google, search up "Plastic Bieber twitter" - After her account was suspended, and she came back this was all that was left.
plastic bieber: 'I don't care about school! I just want to make a sextape with @JustinBieber and grow up to be a famous princess like Paris Hilton.'
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plastic bieber: 'sometimes I make my cousin dress like Justin before we have sex. I make him wear purple hoodies and saggy jeans lol it gets me in the mood.'
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plastic bieber: 'When I found out Niall was actually born with brown hair, I self harmed. It was the most devastating news. Worse than my grandma's death.'
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plastic bieber: 'People have been trying to delete me since day one, but @Louis_Tomlinson slayed the dragon. He is officially the white prince of twitter. '
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plastic bieber: 'OMG this is the perfect ending! Goodbye everybody! Love you Justin!'
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justin bieber - direct message ~ 'thank u for doing the right thing and not carrying this on any longer :) #respect'
plastic bieber by ShowerofCuntsNH November 28, 2012

PlasticBieber 

A girl who is a total twitter bitch to One Direction and a bunch of other celebrities. Says very... VERY disgusting things about Justin Bieber. A sick perverted 11 year old. A bitch who thinks just because it's Twitter that she can do anything she wants. Thinks just because she's 11 that the whole world revolves around her. A girl with the nickname... PLASTICBITCH!
Friend: Did you read PlasticBieber's newest tweet?

Me: Yeah, and she needs to go sit in the irrelevant corner with Jinsu and Mariah Yeater!
PlasticBieber by CrazyBitch120 July 20, 2012

PlasticBieber 

A girl Twitter who claimed to be 11 but is actually is a 22 year old, insecure, ugly, cunt who has no friends!
Girl: Did you read what Plasticbieber said on Twitter?
Me: Who Cares what that cunt says
PlasticBieber by ZeldaTime August 23, 2012
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