Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!

Plank-Wanker by Funky W June 9, 2011

Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.

Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.

Plank-Wanker by lady killaz January 20, 2016

wacker plunk 

The act of masturbating to internet porn while taking a shit on the toilet.

Jebidiah enjoined a long wacker plunk after a night of eating bean tacos at one of the many trashy Portland, OR strip clubs.

wacker plunk by JAJman69 January 23, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022