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Kendal: Damn Chloe gurl, you heard Kim's new plang plang yet?
Chloe: Aw naw gal, it must be drippin'?
Chloe: Aw naw gal, it must be drippin'?
plang plang by mberry June 18, 2018
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plang
plang is a melancholy term that is always written in lowercase and usually involves elipses. Its origin stems from a commenter on TheStreet.com who tends to hold a negative view of the world, but rarely expresses it in an enthusiastic manner. It can be used as a noun, interjection, verb, adjective, or adverb, depending on the context and added letters. (Also acceptable: plangy, planged, planging, planger)
"There's a nuclear bomb headed directly toward my house. plang."
"Don't invite Sam to the party. He's such a planger."
"the average joe should not be able to get a loan..
By plang
on 5/14/10 7:27 AM"
"without fannie there would be no real estate market.with the US 16 months into a growing depression fannie is the sole lender...
By plang
on 5/10/10 5:51 PM"
"Don't invite Sam to the party. He's such a planger."
"the average joe should not be able to get a loan..
By plang
on 5/14/10 7:27 AM"
"without fannie there would be no real estate market.with the US 16 months into a growing depression fannie is the sole lender...
By plang
on 5/10/10 5:51 PM"
plang
plang by huuusssttooonnnn December 23, 2011
Plang-tok
One of the harshest insults known to man. Is used to describe a chronic masturbator. It is thought that Plang-tok's are usually virgins and wank over the weirdest things imaginable such as 'two girls one cup'
Guy 1) Look at that guy! He's obviously a chronic masturbator.
Guy 2) Fuck yes! Look at how he's walking!
Guy 1) What is that dripping from his pants?!
Guy 2) Dude thats blood! He totally Power Wanks to 'Two girls one cup!'
Guy 3) Hey guys what are you talking about?
Guy 1&2) Fuck off you plang-tok mother fucker!
Guy 2) Fuck yes! Look at how he's walking!
Guy 1) What is that dripping from his pants?!
Guy 2) Dude thats blood! He totally Power Wanks to 'Two girls one cup!'
Guy 3) Hey guys what are you talking about?
Guy 1&2) Fuck off you plang-tok mother fucker!
Plang-tok by MasturbationTechnician AKA 52% April 28, 2010
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