To be stopped and talked to by a weirdo, who for some strange reason keeps referring to you as their friend; to listen to stories at 4 am about how this guy was just trying to go to bed when a girl called him and kept him up for hours.
I was going to bed at about midnight, when all of a sudden I got pigotti'd and was found dead by boredom at 5 o'clock in the morning.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).