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When one accidentally shits on someone's bed during sexual activities.
Chelsea laid a massive pizzotti last night when we had sex.

Girl: "Umm, what the hell is that stain on your sheets?"
Guy: "Oh sorry, that's where my ex laid a pizzotti."
pizzotti by strunk n' white May 31, 2010
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pigotti'd 

To be stopped and talked to by a weirdo, who for some strange reason keeps referring to you as their friend; to listen to stories at 4 am about how this guy was just trying to go to bed when a girl called him and kept him up for hours.
I was going to bed at about midnight, when all of a sudden I got pigotti'd and was found dead by boredom at 5 o'clock in the morning.
pigotti'd by CrookedPinky February 24, 2010
Pizotifen:

Medication used typically to cure migraines. Side effects include: dizziness, headaches, drowsiness.
I get really bad migraines so the doctor prescribed me pizotifen.
pizotifen by ketchupnugget May 11, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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