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When one accidentally shits on someone's bed during sexual activities.
Chelsea laid a massive pizzotti last night when we had sex.

Girl: "Umm, what the hell is that stain on your sheets?"
Guy: "Oh sorry, that's where my ex laid a pizzotti."
pizzotti by strunk n' white May 31, 2010
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pigotti'd 

To be stopped and talked to by a weirdo, who for some strange reason keeps referring to you as their friend; to listen to stories at 4 am about how this guy was just trying to go to bed when a girl called him and kept him up for hours.
I was going to bed at about midnight, when all of a sudden I got pigotti'd and was found dead by boredom at 5 o'clock in the morning.
pigotti'd by CrookedPinky February 24, 2010
Pizotifen:

Medication used typically to cure migraines. Side effects include: dizziness, headaches, drowsiness.
I get really bad migraines so the doctor prescribed me pizotifen.
pizotifen by ketchupnugget May 11, 2021
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026