pizza penis

An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.

It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?

by geordie Claire May 31, 2006

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words August 17, 2016

penis pizza

The sexual act of running a pizza cutter up and down, or around, an erect penis. If the pizza cutter is recently used, it feels better.

After enjoying a nice homemade pizza Sally decided to spice up the mood by giving Jim a penis pizza.

by the delivery guy January 14, 2011