When you go to buy a puppy you think it'should a Pit bull and when you get there you find out that you are in fact buying a half Pit bull and Half Rotweiler from a 1 hillyBilly that's selling a breed of dog that he made up or found
Someone says "Hey I like your pit He's stout than a bitch!! Thanks!! But he is actually a PitWeiler HE IS ONE OF A KIND! :)
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).