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pittsburgh stillers 

The best damn team in all the land. Not one football team in the entire NFL can compare to the 5 time Super Bowl Champions. With players such as Roethlisberger, Hines "57" Ward, Joey "the Boot" Porter, Troy "I love to crack skulls and let my gorgeous black hair fly through the wind" Polamalu, there is no question as to why Pittsburgh has the best football team. We have what we like to call "Steeler Nation." Every road game is a home game, there are Steeler Bars in every city. Take a look at Super Bowl XL, over 75% of the fans there were Steeler fans, waving their terrible towels in which the Good Lord Myron Cope brought into this world (thank you Myron and God Bless). The Stillers have earned their 5th Super Bowl ring this year, now tied with the horrendous 49ers and the Dallas Cowgirls for the most. We have the single greatest coach, coming up on his 14th consecutive year with the Steelers and we have the single greatest owners: The Rooney's. Most importantly, we Steeler fan are the greatest fans on earth (stated on the 2006 ESPY's). We do not jump on the bandwagon, we do not love any other team besides our steelers, and if someone says he does, then he is not a true steeler fan. Lastly, we are home to two great things: Heinz ketchup and Iron City beer, what more could we ask for?!
"So who you rootin for this year?"
"WHO DO YOU THINK? THE PITTSBURGH STILLERS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!"

If you ain't a Steeler fan, you ain't shit!

Fuck Cleveland!
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Picksburgh Stillers

The best damn team in all the land. Not one football team in the entire NFL can compare to the 5 time Super Bowl Champions. With players such as Roethlisberger, Hines "57" Ward, Joey "the Boot" Porter, Troy "I love to crack skulls and let my gorgeous black hair fly through the wind" Polamalu, there is no question as to why Pittsburgh has the best football team. We have what we like to call "Steeler Nation." Every road game is a home game, there are Steeler Bars in every city. Take a look at Super Bowl XL, over 75% of the fans there were Steeler fans, waving their terrible towel in which the Good Lord Myron Cope brought into this world (thank you Myron and God Bless). The Stillers have earned their 5th Super Bowl ring this year, now tied with the horrendous 49ers for the most. We have the single greatest coach, coming up on his 14th consecutive year with the Steelers and we have the single greatest owners: The Rooney's. Most importantly, we Steeler fan are the greatest fans on earth (stated on the 2006 ESPY's). We do not jump on the bandwagon, we do not love any other team besides our steelers, and if someone says he does, then he is not a true steeler fan. Lastly, we are home to the worlds greatest beer: Iron City, what more could we ask for?!
"So who you rootin for this year?"
"THE PICKSBURGH STILLERS YOU SCHMUCK!"

If you ain't a Steeler fan, you ain't shit!

Fuck Cleveland!
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008