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pitchdork 

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out
"Look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to Korn"
"Pitchfork actually gave "Follow the Leader" a 6.9."
"Can we talk about this later, when I give a shit, pitchdork?"
pitchdork by self-hating hipster August 29, 2005
Related Words

Pitchfucker 

indie music snobs who think everything is just too cliche'
i fucking hate pitchfuckers

pitchkicking 

the random spontaneous act/game to chase mates down(as random people would make it illegal, otherwise that would be called "knickedkicking" as being nicked by the police is what wil happen after this) being and kick them while poking them with pitchforks.
"grab ya torche and pitchforks!" lets go pitchkicking it'll be fun,
pitchkicking by mike blown January 16, 2008

Pinchneck 

A person with a recessed chin, who from a side profile apears to have had their neck pinched. The person may also have a cylindrical head (not too different from a peperami).

Alternative names associated with Pinchnecks are:

- Pinch
- Pinchneck
- Pinched-neck
- Neckian
- Meccaneck
Gail Platt from Corronation Street has a Pinched-neck.
or

You walk into room...

Random guy: 'My goodness your neck looks to have been pinched!!' - You are a Pinchneck
Pinchneck by Pinch1981 December 26, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026