pitchdork

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out

"Look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to Korn"
"Pitchfork actually gave "Follow the Leader" a 6.9."
"Can we talk about this later, when I give a shit, pitchdork?"

by self-hating hipster August 4, 2005