PITA Bread

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Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.

"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."

PITA Bread by Orcasisla August 1, 2008

Words you can keep

pita bread

Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.

Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.

pita bread by craigahman December 9, 2008

pita bread

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.

1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.

pita bread by BeenSearchin June 16, 2023

Pita Bread Tits

A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.

Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.

Pita Bread Tits by VCFL September 19, 2016

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.

Pita bread tits by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread

Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits

Pita Bread tits by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

Pita bread dick by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026