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pisstique 

To throw flour, antique, an automobile using urine as the bonding agent instead of water.
We pisstiqued that worthless fucks car reall good like.
pisstique by SilkyLo October 31, 2003
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Lays PlastiquĂ© la Moose 

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.
Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.
pisstified by alohadice June 4, 2014

Possiquential 

The possible consequence in video games given to someone for "pwning" them during gameplay. (for payback)
You headshot your friend in Call of Duty and your friend respawns and does something awesome to kill you back. "Dude that was so possiquential, you had it coming."
Possiquential by ncredobul November 28, 2009

plastique 

1.(n.) A soft explosive putty that is used for combustive, pinpoint purposes. More resilient to extreme temperatures than regular explosives.
2.Expression for "plastic explosives".
C-4, a widely known plastique, is often used by Spec-Ops, Green Berets and Navy SEALs.
plastique by Smkngmgc December 27, 2004

Pipotique 

Pipo comes from the french "pipeau" (small flute).
-The art of talking a long time without saying anything.
-The use of Powerpoint (also named PowerPipo).
Ce cours de Génie Industriel, c'est que de la putain de pipotique!
Pipotique by Dodji August 30, 2008

pisstide 

The effect in any Men's Bathroom that happens in front of each toilet, especially in public restrooms, bars, or sporting events. Once one drop of urine hits the floor in front of a toilet, each individual that uses that toilet stands further back, thus adding more urine to the tide. Eventually the tide comes in further and further that each and every individual male stands so far from the toilet as to avoid getting the pisstide on their shoes, pants, etc., that it is socially acceptable for the last 3 to 4 seconds of their urination to land nowhere near the urinal and blatantly on the floor/pisstide area.
We got to the bar about 9pm last night, and the bathroom was spotless. Then the pisstide started coming in about 11pm. I had to take a deuce near midnight, but no way was I getting sucked in by the pisstide. I'm not going home all wet.
pisstide by jjstang May 19, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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