pissclams

a clam that grows on your unmentionables after someone urinates upon them

hey you, sal rosenburg, you got get some pissclams now ya hear!

pissclams by ThisSiteIsRetarded July 30, 2003

pissclams

The accumulation of urine and toilet paper chards left over and trapped in a the pubic hair of females. Especially notable when performing oral sex on a female.

I went down on this chic from the club last night and she had some serious pissclams!

Can I get a side of pissclams with that?

pissclams by gooty2 January 22, 2010

piss clams 

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

piss clams by j-lingo February 21, 2011

pisscrastinate 

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.

While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)

pisscrastinate by Tightness Records October 15, 2011

Professor Pissflaps 

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflaps 

Vaginal lips or labia.

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.

pissflaps by Jus January 10, 2003

Pissflask 

While pissing, you hold the tip of your bellend so it fills up.

Hey bro, are there any toilets in this place?
Mate, just pissflask.

Pissflask by PISSFLASKED November 8, 2019