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horse piss shower 

Taking a shower where the water temperature is luke warm or tepid. Caused by heavy demand of water heater's supply of hot water through heavy hot water use--other people taking showers or baths, laundry or dishwasher, etc. The temperature of the water is far from invigorating or comfortable. The water is barely warm, just like horse piss.
Hal: Are you expecting alot of company for Thanksgiving vacation?

Frank: Yes, my son, his college roommate, my in-laws, aunt, uncle and cousins will all be at my house. I'll have to make sure I'm the first one in the shower, otherwise I'll have to take a horse piss shower.
horse piss shower by Graycat April 5, 2009

shower piss

A drink catholic boys drink when they become men.
Preist: drink the shower piss and be born into manhood.
shower piss by The rubb March 14, 2022

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss
Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that
false shower piss by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.
My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

piss golden showers 

WHen you piss on someone and ur pee is yellow
John wanted to Piss Golden showers on Meg, despite telling him she is not into his piss kink
piss golden showers by Waifuwars October 28, 2020