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pisspants drunk 

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants
Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.

pisspants 

The pee stain on men's pants after they take a piss.
Look at that dude - he's got pisspants!
pisspants by browndog July 16, 2008

pisspants 

"Chemical". A furry with either no chins, or infinite chins. Scientists are baffled.
"God, Chemical just pissed her pants. What a fucking pisspants!"
pisspants by Ian McPharisee August 4, 2004

pisspants696 

Hot sexy babe, they love to trauma dump on people they don’t like because it’s funny
Pisspants696 is so annoying
pisspants696 by Yoir August 16, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026