A broken clam shell found on the beach or in shallow water. The edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he pisses himself.

Joe: Hey Kyle, why is Glen jumping up and down holding his foot.

Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.

Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.

Piss Clam by Blk Ngt December 18, 2010

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Rusty Piss Clam

when you soak a barrell of live clams in piss overnight, turn them in your partners ass 360 degress and boil them for 15-20 minutes until they are tender .... if they float to the top of the water its now a rusty piss clam floater ......... which is where you bob for the clams in the before mentioned barrel which is now fully fermented

Gary and Andy collected piss clams on the beach then brought them back to the house for a old fashion rusty piss clam bake ....... then they collected the piss clam floaters and bobbed for piss clams

Rusty Piss Clam by WikidThoughtz December 8, 2009

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piss clams

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

piss clams by j-lingo February 21, 2011

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Piss Clams

a slang term for a sea urchin, as quoted by "Sol Rosenberg" (Jerky Boys).

i was calling because i don't want to be tied up to motor boats anymore and dragged like a fool.. i wanna join with Jim, and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

Piss Clams by deven the white dude September 13, 2010

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Piss Clams

Yet another reference to the vagina. See: bearded clam

Margret gently plunged her piss clam.

Piss Clams by Hot Pistol Pullout February 9, 2004

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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