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piss man

an official drug tester. since they usually test your piss, he is called "piss man".
hey dude i cant smoke this weekend... the piss mans comin on monday and i gotta stay clean.
by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009
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Cat Piss Man

Cat Piss Man is the worst specimen among gamers, anime fans, or trekkies. Named for the odor that surrounds him, the only thing worse than Cat Piss Man's smell is his social skills.
The convention booth babes were into us, until a fucking cat piss man came up and started talking about his character.
by maddman75 August 15, 2003
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Cat Piss Man

The bane of every fandom. They are characterized by poor social skills , obesity and dreadful hygiene.

Cat Piss Man tends to hang around comic shops never buying anything and scaring children.
Me and nephew were having a good time at the convention until some cat piss man started staring at us.
by queen_azure January 3, 2008
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sticky man piss

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by John August 30, 2003
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Old man piss

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat
by Slazenginho November 28, 2021
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Lazy Man's Piss

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.
by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011
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Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery
Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"
by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022
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