Pinworms 

Little fuckers that live rent free in your asshole. The drive you insane.

Chad: “can I smack your ass?”
Sarah: “ Fuck no!! I got pinworms!”

Pinworms by That bitch named bEcKy December 8, 2020

pinworm 

lil tiny pieces of shit that take over your asshole and live there

Sophia: Can i touch your butt?
Sam: Sorry, i have pinworms

pinworm by sophiaaltin April 18, 2018

Pinworm 

Little pieces of shit that live in your intestine and the females make their way to your butthole and lay their fucking eggs around your ass at night. They will ruin you day with itchiness, and uncomfortable ness. They live in your butthole.

Bob: “Hey Sophie can I eat your ass?”
Sophie: “HELL NO! I got pinworms.”

Pinworm by lil doggo ;-; November 25, 2019

pinworm 

A parasitic intestinal worm infection affecting a mere 200 million people worldwide, including a third of the USA. They can be diagnosed by surprising them at night with a flashlight, or by placing a sticky piece of cellophane tape against your rectum, as follows:

# Preparation
1. Clear Tape (e.g. Scotch Tape). Avoid Magic tape or Package Tape
2. Flashlight
3. Assistant to spread buttocks apart

# Timing of test
1. Perform immediately after awakening
2. Repeat test on 3 consecutive days

# Technique (performed by family at home)
1. Roll tape around 4 fingers of hand, sticky side out
2. While assistant spreads buttocks:
- Identify involved perianal area with flashlight
- Touch involved perianal area with tape 1-2 times
3. Place Tape on a slide with clean side down
4. Trim tape, label slide and bring to clinic

Rob: "She was hot but I wasn't so keen on going anal."
Jim: "OMGWTFBBQ, not so keen on going anal?!?!"
Rob: "Yeah, nice ass and all that, but I couldn't get past the whole pinworm thing"
Jim: "Hmmm... apart from that, how is your mum anyway?"

pinworm by shaggy-h January 16, 2006

pinworm 

Annoying little assholes that have a party in your asshole and make your asshole itch. I wonder, do I have them?

Person: My asshole itches, do I have pinworms?
Doctor: Yes.

Person: Such assholes.

pinworm by BruhMad333 August 4, 2021

Pinworming 

When you disappear up someone's butt & only come out at night when they are asleep.

wheres Krissi? She's pinworming in her girlfriend again.

Pinworming by Dolan duckening May 11, 2018

pinworm 

A person who is so low they will suck up to assholes.

Jason is lower than low and like a pinworm he sucks up to assholes.

pinworm by MeanJeana October 14, 2018