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pinworm by sophiaaltin April 18, 2018
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Little pieces of shit that live in your intestine and the females make their way to your butthole and lay their fucking eggs around your ass at night. They will ruin you day with itchiness, and uncomfortable ness. They live in your butthole.
Pinworm by lil doggo ;-; November 25, 2019
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pinworm
A parasitic intestinal worm infection affecting a mere 200 million people worldwide, including a third of the USA. They can be diagnosed by surprising them at night with a flashlight, or by placing a sticky piece of cellophane tape against your rectum, as follows:
# Preparation
1. Clear Tape (e.g. Scotch Tape). Avoid Magic tape or Package Tape
2. Flashlight
3. Assistant to spread buttocks apart
# Timing of test
1. Perform immediately after awakening
2. Repeat test on 3 consecutive days
# Technique (performed by family at home)
1. Roll tape around 4 fingers of hand, sticky side out
2. While assistant spreads buttocks:
- Identify involved perianal area with flashlight
- Touch involved perianal area with tape 1-2 times
3. Place Tape on a slide with clean side down
4. Trim tape, label slide and bring to clinic
# Preparation
1. Clear Tape (e.g. Scotch Tape). Avoid Magic tape or Package Tape
2. Flashlight
3. Assistant to spread buttocks apart
# Timing of test
1. Perform immediately after awakening
2. Repeat test on 3 consecutive days
# Technique (performed by family at home)
1. Roll tape around 4 fingers of hand, sticky side out
2. While assistant spreads buttocks:
- Identify involved perianal area with flashlight
- Touch involved perianal area with tape 1-2 times
3. Place Tape on a slide with clean side down
4. Trim tape, label slide and bring to clinic
Rob: "She was hot but I wasn't so keen on going anal."
Jim: "OMGWTFBBQ, not so keen on going anal?!?!"
Rob: "Yeah, nice ass and all that, but I couldn't get past the whole pinworm thing"
Jim: "Hmmm... apart from that, how is your mum anyway?"
Jim: "OMGWTFBBQ, not so keen on going anal?!?!"
Rob: "Yeah, nice ass and all that, but I couldn't get past the whole pinworm thing"
Jim: "Hmmm... apart from that, how is your mum anyway?"
pinworm
Annoying little assholes that have a party in your asshole and make your asshole itch. I wonder, do I have them?
pinworm by BruhMad333 August 4, 2021
Pinworm
The act of placing a worm in your dick hole and fucking a female in the ass till you bust. Shooting and glazed wormed deep inside the anus.
I just pinwormed this bitch.
Pinworm by NTCwarrior July 4, 2022
pinworm eggs
pinworm eggs by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023